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ᴊᴇᴀɴ ᴘʀᴏᴜᴠᴀɪʀᴇ ([personal profile] aimable) wrote2013-11-30 10:21 pm

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A-ah hello. I am Jean Prouvaire. If you would like, you may leave me a message. ... Thank you.


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ffuckoff: [smile] [thinking] [static] [ian] (his favorite show is NCIS.)

368, action.

[personal profile] ffuckoff 2013-12-07 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
[The last time Fiona had a roommate, she left him a letter in their bathroom to set boundarie, and it worked out pretty well, she thinks. And anyway, Eight thinks she should do it again, and Fiona does love boundaries. This time, she decides to be a bit less cutting-- she isn't as angry now as she was then; she's more at home, here-- but the general tenor is the same:

Fiona's Bathroom Rules
(sort of negotiable)

-The person who broke it gets to replace it.
-The person who made the mess gets to clean it.
-No hard drugs, self-harm, or sleeping in the bathroom.
-Knock first.
-If you sweep and take out the trash, I'll clean the toilet and the tub.
-Don't do anything weird to the toilet or the tub.

I hereby agree: X______________

And below, her signature: Fiona Gallagher.

Jean will find the note attached to the mirror of their shared bathroom, if he notices it the next time he uses it.]
ffuckoff: [career] [smile] [welp] (like mickey rourke did to me sexually.)

[personal profile] ffuckoff 2013-12-09 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
[Fiona's hair is also a curly mess, but it's because she's getting ready for work. She's dressed in a white blouse and a grey pencil skirt, and is pulling heels on when she hears a knock from the bathroom door.]

[Welp. She opens it to find some moderately handsome guy standing in the way, dressed like he's walked straight out of the cover of a trashy romance novel. Nice work if you can get it.]
Uh, hey? You lost? [She says this while pulling her hair back, trying to get it presentable for work. Fiona Gallagher: queen of multitasking.]
ffuckoff: [career] [smile] [static] (don't you know it's day? idiot!)

[personal profile] ffuckoff 2013-12-10 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
Wh- oh, you're the new guy? [She'd been hoping for a girl this time, but he doesn't look like a mass murderer; he'll do. She goes back to her business, pulling out a hair tie to keep up her hair with. She smiles when she realizes the full extent of what he said; oh, good, he's not going to make a fuss.]

Oh, great. The signing thing's just a- a formality, anyway. But, uh, nice to meet you. [Be nice, he seems shy. That, or his shoes are real interesting.]
ffuckoff: [career] [thinking] (you dumb moon!)

[personal profile] ffuckoff 2013-12-10 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
Nah, you're good. I'm just getting ready to go to work. [She moves while she talks, walking around her room. Heels, on, hair back, she pulls out a grey blazer to throw around her shoulders.] I'm the secretary at that school they're starting up. Hey, you got a name?
ffuckoff: [static] (pokemon platinum AND crystal meth???)

[personal profile] ffuckoff 2013-12-10 06:10 am (UTC)(link)
[It's called a business suit, jeeze. Fiona buttons up the blazer.] Uh, a school sort of school? Maybe they'll teach me how to pronounce your name, there. [It's a joke! But Jesus, no way is she gonna parlay voos that correctly.]
ffuckoff: [eyeroll] [joke] [career] [angry] [welp] (cooking a french bread pizza)

[personal profile] ffuckoff 2013-12-10 06:17 am (UTC)(link)
Huh? Oh, no, you're good. Uh, nice to meet you, Jean. [She pronounces it like 'John'.]